cool kid report

Too Many Emoticons girl also went to my high school. She's pretty happy in real life, but not dangerously nice. However she has the annoying habit of using rougly three emoticons per message, as well as including the words, "leave a cheery message" "make me laugh/smile" "that would be great" as well as some variant of "sanks" or "pleeeze" Maybe people at her school talk like that. If so, it would be a good starting point for a societal "black hole," a location where we could send people like this without having to worry about them returning. In any case, witness the ridiculousness:

Away Message:
mmmMMMMMmmm ICE CREAM!:-P
and then practicing and writing a blues in pmc:-/ and doing MIDI>:o
leave a cheery message:) sanks;)

Such brilliant potential for failure. I'd like to keep a running tally just so we could go around saying, "Guess who used more than 1000 emoticons over the course of one year?"

Emoticons in this message: 5
Total recorded emoticons: 5