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10.09.2003

Emoticons still talking

Away Message:
the joys of class never end. i can't wait to get to class...
scanning for sarcasm...it's clear!
leave a happy message:) sanks;)

How incredibly joyful. I fill infected with your loving spirit.

Nice girl, blah blah blah

Away Message:
Good morning world!!! I think I might be going to the doctor today... I don't know about this. For the time being though, I'm at class!

Weren't you just miserable? Maybe the doctor could give you a sedative.

10.08.2003

Nice girl "quotes"

Away Message:
"Sleep, sleep tonight, and may your dreams be realized. If the thundercloud passes rain, so let it rain, rain down on me."

Wow, what a deep thought you made up all on your own.

Emoticons emulates Shakespeare

Away Message:
oowwwieeeeeee! i'n going to sleep.
nitenite!

I don't even know where to start. Half of these words are spelled wrong, and the punctuation could use work, too.

Nice girls still complaining about Russian

Away Message:
Russian! So much russian! ALWAYS stuyding Russian! Grrr... Oh well. I'm learning.

I suppose you wish it were still the USSR?

Nice girl seeks to rejoin society

Away Message:
after dancing around my room to something corporate for the last few minutes, I realized that I should go make more friends. I'm going to see what Jackie is up to, and then I'm watching west wing at 8:00. Oh baby!

Who's the luckiest girl in the world? You, that's who! Gosh, I hope when you get all these new friends, you still have time to put up all your great away messages. I mean, Jackie could theoretically take up a lot of your time. If I had the emotional energy to weep a single tear I would.

Away Message:
it's called midi lab...i hate it...i'm not gonna lie;) (yay jules)
leave a cheery message:) sanks!

MIDI is so awesome. Maybe you shouldn't judge it so harshly.

Emoticons + 2 = 65

Nice girl hasn't forgotten about frisbee yet

Away Message:
What time is it? FRISBEE TIME!!! Oh baby, I'm playing with my IM team, and hopefully we'll maintain our incredible winning streak and continue schooling the opponents. Wish me luck!

All this time wasted on Frisbee will make the eventual failure of your Russian test that much sweeter. Make me proud.

Nice girl overestimates abilites

Away Message:
I don't think that I failed my test today. I think I might've even gotten a "B". Yay! Rock out!!! I'm in the room watching Robin Hood (disney version, of course) and studying for my russian exam on friday.

B? I don't know about that. Remember that one time you thought you got a B and really you were just making on Orange Julius? Maybe instead of watching Robin Hood you should be studying for that Russian exam twice as long. We'll let the mighty czars be the judge of you come Friday.

Nice girl low on confidence

Away Message: today is the day that I fail my first midterm ever. Not only is it the first midterm of the year, but it will be the first time I've ever gotten lower than a "C" on a major test. Grrr... Stupid website that doesn't work!

Maybe instead of being angry at the internet, you should be angry at your parents for letting you use the internet in the first place.

Emoticons lists problems

Away Message:
midi class...eewww

recording studio

survey test....double eeeww... YIKES

choir

lunch with christie and perhaps others

piano lesson

a much needed and awaited jaunt in the park

comm. vocal styles

home to take a nap i hope!

Oh no, your life must be so hard. Choir and a piano lesson in the same day? Oh the difficult life of the music major just keeps getting worse and worse. Well, it'll be all worth it when you finally land that sweet high school choir job.

10.07.2003

Nice girl takes drugs

Away Message:
I give up. I'm re-reading my textbook and notes and then I'm going to take sleeping pill style cold medicine and go to bed. Stupid blackboard website and its non-functioning nature... Hope your dreams are sweet ones!

You give up eh? Then why are you bothering to reread your textbook? Let me know when you really give up.

Emoticons in love with love

Away Message:
survey needs to stop happening....
studying here 'till kingdom come!:-/
leave some lovin':-* i would just love that! sanks;)

Some day I'm going to message you and give you the entire amount of loving you asked for.

3 more makes 63.

Nice girl fails again

Away Message:
the dull sense of panic that comes with not being prepared is now a sharp sense of panic that comes with the knowledge that preparation is impossible... Or at least very difficult. Stupid powerpoint and website that won't work. And stupid modern east asia class. I'm, uh, literally trying to study...

Maybe you should replace your sharp sense of panic with an acute sense of your life being a failure. You should know better than to trust those modern East Asians anyway.

Nice girl claims knowledge

Away Message:
I'm watching "Daredevil" in Spanish while making russian notecards and studying for my east asian history test tomorrow. Can we say multi-cultural? Oh, and Elektra does NOT die!!!


Gosh, if you get any more culture your going to break out into a model UN convention. Also, don't try to teach me anything about comic books or I will make you regret it.

Nice girl yearns to be Ryan.

Away Message:
why can't I ever come up with cool away messages like Lohmann and Ryan?? All I've got is the standard "I'm at class, blah blah blah."

Part of being Ryan or even possibly Lohmann is that when they're about to put up a crappy away message, they recognize it and stop. That's called discretion. Also, you should expand the scope of this theory to include everything you ever say.

Emoticons uses more emoticons

Away Message:
i wish that some week, we could just skip over tuesday all-together...like it just never happened...
not this week though i guess:-/, maybe next week.
leave a cheery message for when i return from my ten hours of class=-O hope you have a good day:)

Gosh, I'm sorry that you have to suffer through an entire day. The least you could do is not try to push your happiness onto me.

Emoticons: 3
Total: 55

Emoticons fails in general

Away Message:
i need to get better at conducting and not be so poopy at it!:-/ grrrr...

Ha ha ha ha, suddenly failure's not so easy is it?

One more makes 52.

Away Message:
"When I look to the sky something tells me that you're here with me and you make everything alright...and I can always find my way when you are here. " ~Train. Watching "spy games" with Carolyn and then to bed. Sweet dreams!!!

I don't know about this Carolyn situation. You're not really allowed to have real friends. I'm not even going to bother checking if those lyrics are right, because I'm sure they're not. My sweet dreams will involve me crushing your sweet dreams.

10.06.2003

Seriously a lot of Russian guys

Away Message:
Russian!!!! So so so much russian! But I suppose I got myself into this mess, and I'm going to see it through and get a fantastic grade along with some more language knowledge style stuff. Wish me luck

I'm wishing alright.

Emoticons waits

Away Message:
oh man! i am houngry! time for a little din-din:-p
leave a cheery message:) and i'll talk to you when my tummy is plump full;) sanks!

Can't mock, too busy writing cheery message and waiting for her tummy to be full.

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Happy girl has smoky voice

Away Message:
I suppose one good thing about being sick is that I've got the whole "smoky" voice thing going for me, so even though I really shouldn't be singing, it's kinda fun. IM me and distract me from homework, pretty please?! :-)

So, uh....you're going to use your smoky voice to make friends or what?

Emoticons is excited

Away Message:
I AM GETTING A FREE PRINTER from some guy from hewlett packard named Bob! i'n so EXCITED! yay!:-D
but now i have a voice lesson...why must i go to these? i just don' wanna!
leave a smiley message! i'll need it after a whole hour with emily mason=-O oh geez!


That Emily Mason sounds pretty bad. She probably uses all sort of stupid emoticons, or is always being too positive or something. She must have no friends. Not like Bob. No, Bob the Printer Fairy is kind and loving. How excited we all are.

2 more emoticons makes 48 in a week or so.

Happy girl ready to die

Away Message:
Can I be done being sick yet?!? I mean, it's been a week. I'm at class.


Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot that the world owed you your health, jerk. I mean, a week is a pretty long time to be sick. I'm sure no one else in the world has been sick for more than a week. I mean, come on!

10.05.2003

Emoticons quotes Ashleigh

Away Message:
thank you ashley for making my night! i wish i could have been there for the insanity! oh geez!
ASHSIEBEL: Oh man the best part (though sad) was when James went into the 7-11 and (though mean and cruel) peed all over the place --in a private unmarked bathroom. . .and then the guy started yelling at us. . "Who will clean? Who will clean?" In the craziness we all just grabbed what we had and ran. . so we stole too(though that was bad. . it was just insane)

Ha ha ha, Ashleigh is hilarious and appropriately bitter at the world.

Happy girl sees blast

Away Message:
I saw "BLAST" on Saturday. It was fantastic!!!

I don't really know what that is, but I'm making a note to not see it.

Emoticons lets loose

Away Message:
elementary methods can kiss my rear-end>:o as can survey and emilly mason!

Hey, one negative emoticon and rather liberal usage of the term rear-end. Having a bad day?

Emoticons claims to learn

Away Message:
today has been a learning day...:-/
please leave a message to make me smile:)


Did you learn anything about being annoyingly nice?

Emoticons here: 2
So far: 46

Emoticons full of rage

Away Message:
at the pink flamingo for the g.t.g.f. party:-D
don't worry, i will be safe safe safe and sound;) leave a happy message:) sanks! i heart you:-*
b.b.f.n.!

I'm just so mad that this is still going on.

4 more crappy emoticons makes 44 so far.

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