cool kid report

Away Message:
the dull sense of panic that comes with not being prepared is now a sharp sense of panic that comes with the knowledge that preparation is impossible... Or at least very difficult. Stupid powerpoint and website that won't work. And stupid modern east asia class. I'm, uh, literally trying to study...

Maybe you should replace your sharp sense of panic with an acute sense of your life being a failure. You should know better than to trust those modern East Asians anyway.