cool kid report
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9.26.2003
Crazy guy talks about crazy things.
I think that rabid, psychotic, go-go monkeys shouldn't be released into city-centers on Saturday nights. Maybe if they were the wind-up ones though....
Yeaahhhh...the wind up ones. Way to go with that little foray into the stupid.
Yeaahhhh...the wind up ones. Way to go with that little foray into the stupid.
Lasting repercussions
Away Message:
studio class at 3:00, right after that and then... HASTINGS! I'm going home for the weekend. Have fun everyone! :-)
An event that will ripple throughout space/time. Here are some of the consequence of your actions, nice girl:
studio class at 3:00, right after that and then... HASTINGS! I'm going home for the weekend. Have fun everyone! :-)
An event that will ripple throughout space/time. Here are some of the consequence of your actions, nice girl:
- The town of Hastings will become slightly crappier.
- The town of Eau Claire will become less crappy by the same amount.
- Some very devoted shame specialists will experience a gnawing void as we wait, clicking repeatedly, for your overexuberant return.
- The waters of the Mississippi will boil and turn to blood as you pass over them.
- A hundred kittens will die in protest.
9.25.2003
Nice girl fails again
Away Message:
two days in a row now my alarm has not gone off. Or maybe I'm just turning it off without realizing it. I don't know. But I have a 10:00 class and I woke up to the sound of the campus clock ringing at 10:00....
I'd say this were sad, if I possessed the very non-robot capacity to make that distinction.
two days in a row now my alarm has not gone off. Or maybe I'm just turning it off without realizing it. I don't know. But I have a 10:00 class and I woke up to the sound of the campus clock ringing at 10:00....
I'd say this were sad, if I possessed the very non-robot capacity to make that distinction.
9.24.2003
Nice girl returns
Away Message:
I'm going to bed early tonight. What's with that? Writing in my journal, reading some Anna Karenina, and then off to bed... Oh, and there's a new Teen Girl Squad for all of you who care!
Sorry, no time to make fun of this one. I'm too busy watching the new Teen Girl Squad while simultaneously caring.
I'm going to bed early tonight. What's with that? Writing in my journal, reading some Anna Karenina, and then off to bed... Oh, and there's a new Teen Girl Squad for all of you who care!
Sorry, no time to make fun of this one. I'm too busy watching the new Teen Girl Squad while simultaneously caring.
Girl can succeed no matter what the challenge is
my IM team rocks! We won tonight 17-1. Go Gators! I'm eating dinner and doing homework. Yay life!
Hey i'm a girl! i won at a game where i caught the frisbee twice! My life is the best!
Hey i'm a girl! i won at a game where i caught the frisbee twice! My life is the best!
Girl conforms
Away Message:
It's my first game of IM frisbee. Yay!
Well, you say you play frisbee. How original! You're the most original sports player of all time. I bet you're a real superstar too. You'll be the next Lohman I'm sure.
It's my first game of IM frisbee. Yay!
Well, you say you play frisbee. How original! You're the most original sports player of all time. I bet you're a real superstar too. You'll be the next Lohman I'm sure.
Girl going to hill
Ha ha, so Ryan told me that way too nice girl was so worried about her firewall that she called him and left a message.
To quote Ryan, "ah hahahaha!"
Onto the current message:
Away Message:
meeting at hilltop for psych project.
Wow, good luck on that psych project. How do you know you're really supposed to go to the hill and it's not just part of the project?
To quote Ryan, "ah hahahaha!"
Onto the current message:
Away Message:
meeting at hilltop for psych project.
Wow, good luck on that psych project. How do you know you're really supposed to go to the hill and it's not just part of the project?
Nice girl is gullible
Away Message:
breathing deep sighs of relief thanks to dave and ryan...
I'm assuming by this that Dave and Ryan told you that you have nothing to worry about. Do you remember what happened on any of the previous occasions that you heard this from Dave or Ryan?
breathing deep sighs of relief thanks to dave and ryan...
I'm assuming by this that Dave and Ryan told you that you have nothing to worry about. Do you remember what happened on any of the previous occasions that you heard this from Dave or Ryan?
Multi dimentionality!
In an effort to give this site more dimentions we're adding crappy away messages from other people.
"I don't think i've ever been idle on AIM for 18 hours and 43 minutes....that must be a PR for me...or a sin"
or maybe it's a blessing to all of us who didn't have to talk to you. let's play a game. you stay idle for as long as you can, if you can make it so that i never have to talk to you again...you win!
"I don't think i've ever been idle on AIM for 18 hours and 43 minutes....that must be a PR for me...or a sin"
or maybe it's a blessing to all of us who didn't have to talk to you. let's play a game. you stay idle for as long as you can, if you can make it so that i never have to talk to you again...you win!
nice girl is scared of hackers!
this morning I woke up to see that my firewall had blocked a systems analysis breach. I "pinged" whoever it was, and found out that the intellectual property consultants of maryland tried, or maybe succeeded, in accessing my computer... I'm freaking out.
Oh yeah, i'm sure all the valuable information you have on your computer well lead you to financial ruin. Careful! one of them might be creeping up your "modem port" right now!
Oh yeah, i'm sure all the valuable information you have on your computer well lead you to financial ruin. Careful! one of them might be creeping up your "modem port" right now!
Nice girl is stupid for yet another reason
This message was very nearly lost forever guys. It's been up for more than 4 hours. If I were a vengeful god I would fire my entire response team and replace them with IEEE robots.
Away Message:
goodnight, goodnight, sweet baby. The world has more for you than it seems, goodnight, goodnight. Let the moonlight take a lid off your dreams.
Gosh, a direct quote from a song. Here's an interesting fact: Ben Folds told me he doesn't like you. Maybe you could just pay someone directly to write your dialog. Yeah, I'll take the job. Hope you don't don't have a problem with the phrase, "La la la la la la, I'm a girl!"
Away Message:
goodnight, goodnight, sweet baby. The world has more for you than it seems, goodnight, goodnight. Let the moonlight take a lid off your dreams.
Gosh, a direct quote from a song. Here's an interesting fact: Ben Folds told me he doesn't like you. Maybe you could just pay someone directly to write your dialog. Yeah, I'll take the job. Hope you don't don't have a problem with the phrase, "La la la la la la, I'm a girl!"
9.23.2003
Nice girl claims life is good, despite obvious reality
This is the fifth away message I've seen today, and since I'm getting no support from my shamehole response team, I have no guarantee that I didn't miss some. Anyway here's the crappy message from way too nice girl
Away Message:
I'm at choir singing a mass by mozart and a mass by poulanc. Yay! Such a long rehearsal, and then I'll return for more russian homework. But life is good. Have fun all!
This is yet another depressingly optimistic outlook on life. Hasn't the crappiness of everything you've ever experienced given you some hint about what the future holds?
Away Message:
I'm at choir singing a mass by mozart and a mass by poulanc. Yay! Such a long rehearsal, and then I'll return for more russian homework. But life is good. Have fun all!
This is yet another depressingly optimistic outlook on life. Hasn't the crappiness of everything you've ever experienced given you some hint about what the future holds?
Nice break
Away Message:
after studying a few intense hours, I need a break. I'm out for a jog. Leave a happy message for when I come back!
Hey, yeah! Let's all leave her happy messages!
after studying a few intense hours, I need a break. I'm out for a jog. Leave a happy message for when I come back!
Hey, yeah! Let's all leave her happy messages!
Nice girl enjoys Russian
Away Message:
"hello" in russian has 12 letters, 5 of which are not phoeneticized, or however you spell that... Spelling. Ah! I'm learning how to spell Russian words. Lots and lots of russian words. Leave me a happy message, before I lose my mind with the monotony of it!
Okay, I don't think I even need to say anything about this one.
"hello" in russian has 12 letters, 5 of which are not phoeneticized, or however you spell that... Spelling. Ah! I'm learning how to spell Russian words. Lots and lots of russian words. Leave me a happy message, before I lose my mind with the monotony of it!
Okay, I don't think I even need to say anything about this one.
Nice girl happy about test
Away Message: So that big unit test in Russian that I thought was on friday is actually TOMORROW. I need to learn how to spell stuff and use grammar... Yay! But today is so splendid... Awesome. Ok. Talk to you later, or something along those lines.
You see, this is my problem with way too nice girl. She's happy for absolutely no reason. Also, she's annoying.
You see, this is my problem with way too nice girl. She's happy for absolutely no reason. Also, she's annoying.
Girl, nice and rested
Away Message:
oh man, I am so well rested. I love tuesdays! 2 classes in the morning, and then choir at night... I'm off to conducting!
Good to see you're over that funeral. How's that music major going?
oh man, I am so well rested. I love tuesdays! 2 classes in the morning, and then choir at night... I'm off to conducting!
Good to see you're over that funeral. How's that music major going?
9.22.2003
Awww, nice girl's excited about her day being over.
Away Message:
This morning at 10:00, after waking up early to get a crappy parking spot for my car, when I was leaving my piano class late because my teacher wouldn't let us out, I already had the words to Norah Jones stuck in my head... "The long day is over." And now I get to say it! I'm reading Anna Karenina, and then going to bed. Sweet dreams!
Yeah, that's right. Bad spot, Norah Jones, and a book. That's all your life is! Wallow in misery!
This morning at 10:00, after waking up early to get a crappy parking spot for my car, when I was leaving my piano class late because my teacher wouldn't let us out, I already had the words to Norah Jones stuck in my head... "The long day is over." And now I get to say it! I'm reading Anna Karenina, and then going to bed. Sweet dreams!
Yeah, that's right. Bad spot, Norah Jones, and a book. That's all your life is! Wallow in misery!
Nice girl says same word three times
Away Message: Russian, russian, russian. When will you quit? Probably when anna karenina quits. I'm on page 325 right now of that book, and I STILL haven't gotten past the info on the back cover...
Anna Karenina? Ummm. Don't you want to tell us about your new purse or something?
Anna Karenina? Ummm. Don't you want to tell us about your new purse or something?
Raining? Yay!
Just the first line in white this time:
Away Message:
Happy Birthday Ryan Lee Cavis!!!!
shoot.... It's raining and my umbrella is in my car, which is far far away, and I have to walk down to davies... :-( I'm at nav's!!! YAY!
Oh how interesting. Rain? You don't say. Davies you say? Great. As you can see, she's clearly a cauldron of conflicting emotion. Also, nice girl, nothing in your power will force Ryan Cavis to have a happy birthday. Believe me.
Away Message:
Happy Birthday Ryan Lee Cavis!!!!
shoot.... It's raining and my umbrella is in my car, which is far far away, and I have to walk down to davies... :-( I'm at nav's!!! YAY!
Oh how interesting. Rain? You don't say. Davies you say? Great. As you can see, she's clearly a cauldron of conflicting emotion. Also, nice girl, nothing in your power will force Ryan Cavis to have a happy birthday. Believe me.
Nice girl writes away message in white
The following message was in white:
Away Message:
Happy Birthday Ryan Lee Cavis!!!!
this away message brought to you by the color white because ryan can't read the color purple with his background...
Ha ha ha. Okay, Ryan is my friend who goes to her school. Yeah, I'm sure he's inviting her to his birthday party right now. Also, nice girl, if Ryan told you he can't read your away message for some reason, he was probably just trying to get out of reading it. A ha ha ha ha. Keep trying, you'll be best of friends someday!
Away Message:
Happy Birthday Ryan Lee Cavis!!!!
this away message brought to you by the color white because ryan can't read the color purple with his background...
Ha ha ha. Okay, Ryan is my friend who goes to her school. Yeah, I'm sure he's inviting her to his birthday party right now. Also, nice girl, if Ryan told you he can't read your away message for some reason, he was probably just trying to get out of reading it. A ha ha ha ha. Keep trying, you'll be best of friends someday!
Samuel Barber is just so great, hooray!
More from the nice girl:
Away Message:
"Sleep now, oh sleep now, oh you unquiet heart. A voice crying sleep now is heard in my heart. The voice of the winter is heard at the door. Oh sleep, for the winter is crying. Oh Sleep!" ~James Joyce... That's one of my songs for my lessons this semester. Go Samuel Barber. Sweet dreams!
Guess what jerk, your precious Samuel Barber is dead! Apparently his "Antony and Cleopatra" was so bad his spirits were crushed and he died, Joplin style. Yeah, she's a music major too, so she's probably doomed to the same fate. Hard to be happy when you're dead!
Away Message:
"Sleep now, oh sleep now, oh you unquiet heart. A voice crying sleep now is heard in my heart. The voice of the winter is heard at the door. Oh sleep, for the winter is crying. Oh Sleep!" ~James Joyce... That's one of my songs for my lessons this semester. Go Samuel Barber. Sweet dreams!
Guess what jerk, your precious Samuel Barber is dead! Apparently his "Antony and Cleopatra" was so bad his spirits were crushed and he died, Joplin style. Yeah, she's a music major too, so she's probably doomed to the same fate. Hard to be happy when you're dead!
9.21.2003
Nice girl denies pain of loss by doing homework.
Away Message:
"So you're not have a good day today then?" ~Rena "No." ~me "Well, maybe the wake will cheer you up then." ~Rena... The reason for going home today kinda sucked, but being home was pleasant. Doing homework!
First of all, Rena is her sister. Secondly, she still depressed about death. However, she does seem happy about doing homework for some reason. Remember how they put whales in the zoo because they wanted to observe them using their powers, but then the whales stopped using their powers and now everyone thinks whales don't have powers?
"So you're not have a good day today then?" ~Rena "No." ~me "Well, maybe the wake will cheer you up then." ~Rena... The reason for going home today kinda sucked, but being home was pleasant. Doing homework!
First of all, Rena is her sister. Secondly, she still depressed about death. However, she does seem happy about doing homework for some reason. Remember how they put whales in the zoo because they wanted to observe them using their powers, but then the whales stopped using their powers and now everyone thinks whales don't have powers?
"Oooooh, normally I'm happy but now I'm so sad", blah blah blah
Away Message:
Sad day... Today I am going home. I'm stopping at Fort Snelling to "visit" my grandpa in the only capacity left to me, and then I'm going to hastings for a couple of hours for a funeral. And then I'll come back late to a pile of russian and psych homework....
Where's your stupid hapiness now, brief mortal? You can't take happiness to the grave! Okay, more depression leaks past the happy exterior. Where's the niceness? Wait for it. It's going to be hilarious.
Sad day... Today I am going home. I'm stopping at Fort Snelling to "visit" my grandpa in the only capacity left to me, and then I'm going to hastings for a couple of hours for a funeral. And then I'll come back late to a pile of russian and psych homework....
Where's your stupid hapiness now, brief mortal? You can't take happiness to the grave! Okay, more depression leaks past the happy exterior. Where's the niceness? Wait for it. It's going to be hilarious.
Nice girl preps for exciting day
Away Message:
gone grocery shopping as a prelude to what is sure to be an "exciting" day... hmmmm.
Wow, looks like she has some big plans. I think they've been having some crappy battle of the bands thing at her school this weekend, and she's terminally obsessed with music so I'm sure she's freaking out and being extra herself. I'd give this one a power level of about 5.
gone grocery shopping as a prelude to what is sure to be an "exciting" day... hmmmm.
Wow, looks like she has some big plans. I think they've been having some crappy battle of the bands thing at her school this weekend, and she's terminally obsessed with music so I'm sure she's freaking out and being extra herself. I'd give this one a power level of about 5.
A really draining day for nice girl guys, really draining
Here's the first entry for way too nice girl.
Away Message:
today has been a really draining day. I napped for like 2 hours, and I'm still tired and eagerly anticipating falling asleep tonight. Due to the events scheduled for tomorrow, I'm sure that it will be even more exhausting than today was, so goodnight.
Unfortunately, this is a bad example of her typical stuff, which is cheery. But you'll get the picture soon enough. This is for completeness.
Away Message:
today has been a really draining day. I napped for like 2 hours, and I'm still tired and eagerly anticipating falling asleep tonight. Due to the events scheduled for tomorrow, I'm sure that it will be even more exhausting than today was, so goodnight.
Unfortunately, this is a bad example of her typical stuff, which is cheery. But you'll get the picture soon enough. This is for completeness.
Hilariously Nice Girl
This is an associate who is way too nice for her own good, often with hilarious results, one of which is her super sugary away messages which make most wonder why anyone would be that nice. Here's the profile for a little background:
Profile:
"Dear God, thank you that Dad makes enough money to send Adge away...to college." ~my mom's prayer over dinner the day before I left
"Which is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"--Diischer "What, in the game, or in real life?"--Justin. ~a conversation between Diisch and Justin while playing TMNT for Nintendo
"So why would you care to get out of this place? You and me and all our friends, such a happy human race." ~DMB
"A Woman's purse is her secret source of power." ~ how to lose a guy in 10 days
I'm fending for myself...
Profile:
"Dear God, thank you that Dad makes enough money to send Adge away...to college." ~my mom's prayer over dinner the day before I left
"Which is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"--Diischer "What, in the game, or in real life?"--Justin. ~a conversation between Diisch and Justin while playing TMNT for Nintendo
"So why would you care to get out of this place? You and me and all our friends, such a happy human race." ~DMB
"A Woman's purse is her secret source of power." ~ how to lose a guy in 10 days
I'm fending for myself...
Other people can be laughed at
Here's the plan: most people who have combined always on internet connections with instant messenger services have also discovered the sacred art of blogging through away messages or msn names. Some of these people are producing some hilarious stuff, often at their expense, and most of it is just being lost. Tell me if you know of any jerks who put up a lot of good stuff. Avoid people who rotate three messages through.
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