cool kid report

Away Message:
studio class at 3:00, right after that and then... HASTINGS! I'm going home for the weekend. Have fun everyone! :-)


An event that will ripple throughout space/time. Here are some of the consequence of your actions, nice girl:

• The town of Hastings will become slightly crappier.


• The town of Eau Claire will become less crappy by the same amount.


• Some very devoted shame specialists will experience a gnawing void as we wait, clicking repeatedly, for your overexuberant return.


• The waters of the Mississippi will boil and turn to blood as you pass over them.


• A hundred kittens will die in protest.