cool kid report

this morning I woke up to see that my firewall had blocked a systems analysis breach. I "pinged" whoever it was, and found out that the intellectual property consultants of maryland tried, or maybe succeeded, in accessing my computer... I'm freaking out.

Oh yeah, i'm sure all the valuable information you have on your computer well lead you to financial ruin. Careful! one of them might be creeping up your "modem port" right now!