cool kid report

Away Message:
There are 3 clocks I can see from my bed; normally they're all the same, but for some reason they're different now, by a lot.. Last night I was waking up repeatedly, and each time I would look around at all the clocks, and get confused. Today I meet with the director of parking here to try and talk my way out of parking tickets. I really want to succeed. Wish me luck!

You are confused easily, this is not new. You wish to succeed but repeatedly fail, this is also not new but hey, when you set your goals as high as the director of parking...